grand cherokee
one of the baddest pieces of machinery that chrysler has made. (second only to the Dodge Ram)the only vehicle I know of that'll take a half inch steel trailer hitch to the grill at 30 miles per hour...
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United States Navy hull classification number for nuclear powered attack submarines. Meaning Submersible Self-propelled Nuclear. The Navy's newest nuclear submarine, the USS North Carolina, has the...
View ArticleSierra Bravo
Phonetic speaking of the letters SB, used to mean Shitbag. Spoken often in the presence of shitbags so that said shitbags do not realize that they are being called out. Commonly used in the military,...
View ArticleSeven Dollar Shit
Buying a ticket to see a movie at a movie theater (which is usually around seven dollars) and having an unexpected episode of profuse defecation. Friend: "How was that movie you guys saw last...
View ArticleHot Pocket
The only food on Earth that takes longer to eat that it does to cook. Hot pockets cook in 2 minutes, but take about 4 minutes to eat. That is, unless you like to burn your mouth.
View Articlenihilated
(v)synonymous with annihilated, a shortened form of the word used by one while exhibiting the quality and or essence of being annihilated - to be completely and utterly drunk and or stoned out of...
View Articlepour piss out of a boot
May have multiple meanings:1. When describing a stupid person, or2. When describing a very large rain storm. 1. You're so dumb you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with the instructions written on the...
View ArticleCopenheaven
The altered state of mind that accompanies a larger than average pinch of Copenhagen after an entire day without any nicotine product of any kind.Results in a temporary state of euphoria and perfect...
View ArticleLaw of Conservation of Happiness
One of the several laws of life that states that in order for one to attain a state of happiness, another must become unhappy. Chief was having a bad day. In order to fill his happiness bag, he...
View ArticleMuster
a way for the navy to keep you from getting any sleep on your duty day After being relieved late from my 18-24 watch, i was happy to hear that i had to muster at 0300 with my duty section.Fortunately...
View ArticleLeave Beard
The scraggly, fuzzy, uneven growth on a servicemember's face while he is on an extended leave of absence. The last day of vacation usually involves the shaving of the Leave Beard - a very difficult...
View Articlewhite tax
additional charges paid for goods or services purchased by a white person at a minority-run place of businessexact amounts and percentages are at the discretion of the seller, but are often small...
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